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| The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous |
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| There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams |
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| A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings |
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| The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney |
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| Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate. -Anonymous |
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| Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones |
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| If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown |
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| My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein |
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein |
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| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain |
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| Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras |
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret |
